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It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that things are difficult.
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HELLO, CHEMISTRY QUIZ.
CHEMISTRY WILL ROCK MY BRAIN TOMORROW.:|
LOVE! Chem Lab »» Chem Lec.
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Right....
I really can’t believe you just wrote me off that easily…
It’s amazing… annoying… and disgusting.
Geez…
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OMG! Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This Adorbz Kid of the Day: Cutest kid ever performing the cutest version ever of Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours” on the ukulele.
Disclaimer: TDW may not be held responsible for any and all spontaneous pregnancies which will occur as a result of this video.
[thanks jennifer and kevin!]
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:o3 I want you for Christmas.
too cute..TOOOOOOOOO CUTE!
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I KILLED A JAR OF HONEY BECASUE I’M SEXY AS HELL.
uhhhhhhh. how do you kill a jar o’honey? :|
I killed Paris Hilton because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. AWESOME!!!
I banged a glass of milk because I love marijuana.
The last part I like, but banging a glass of milk is just…. WTF. Squirt 101?I smoked with a glass of milk because that’s how I roll?
I ran naked with a horse because I’m beautiful. NO HOMO.
I killed an easter egg because that’s how I role. XD
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Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President
By David Letterman, as forwarded via e-mail
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW (Big Mean Wife), and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.
5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “Psst… psst”.
4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a karaoke machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow “Take Home.”
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!
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